The last we saw, Laura had just completed her all-natural cleansing day of only consuming grapefruit, Epsom salt, and olive oil. So let’s see if she ends up spending the entire night in the loo.
“I couldn’t sleep because I could literally feel my colon opening up and it almost felt like marbles were rolling around inside me.” Nice visual! This is how you know it’s working, people!
“There were some strange noises and sensations, and I definitely felt nauseated at several points. My dad was doing the cleanse, too, but he never felt sick to his stomach like I did. That feeling soon passed, and the flood gates began to open, literally.
“It was disgusting yet amazing seeing the nastiness that was expelled from my liver and intestines. I had never inspected my poop in the past, but the things that showed up in the toilet required me to hold my nose while looking into the toilet with a flashlight inspecting the “results.” Green pea-sized balls, sheets of long green and yellow crap that looked almost like saran wrap the way it was bunched together, and even some tar-like poop arrived in the toilet bowl. That sounds gross, but it’s impossible not to check out the things your body expels when they are so different from the things you see on a regular basis.”
Gross, Laura. Seriously—I thought that there was no way I could be grossed out after writing this blog for months on end, but your description of your poop was…gross.
Let’s see how Laura feels prior-cleanse tomorrow.